The Knock Off Rugby Polo

You've been in the club since day one. Now there's a uniform for knock-off time.

Meet The Knock Off - our first-ever piece made for everything between shifts. The coffee run, the couch, the 9am reformer class, the school pickup, the "quick" Kmart lap that takes two hours. An oversized rugby jersey (fine, technically a polo, but she'd never call herself that) in stripes you might recognise: red, pink and cream. Our colours. Your colours.

Built to be thrown over your gym set - pilates at nine, coffee by ten, zero intention of taking her off.

Hey Sister embroidered on the front. Feel good, do good on the back. Zero pockets for your pens - you're welcome.

And no, she's not a knock-off. She IS The Knock Off. She just knocks off at the same time you do.

The catch: there are less than 100 of her in existence, and every single one ships with a handwritten Founding Member card numbered #__/100. When she's gone, she's gone. No restock promises, no "sign up for updates." Gone gone.

• Oversized fit - size down if you're between (she's roomy on purpose)
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester, 100% not going to work today
• Sizes S/M and L/XL
• Ships free (obviously - she's over $100, we did that on purpose)

Nursing is a full-contact team sport. This is the off-field kit.